domingo, abril 20, 2008

...one day in your life

'Belarius:
To the field, to the field!
We'll leave you for this time:
go in and rest.'

"Cymbeline" by Shakespeare
Eu e Luiz fomos ao teatro dia desses, assistimos a peça 'Cymbeline' by William Shakespeare numa adaptação da cia inglesa KneeHigh que estava aqui em SP numa mini tour.
Super bacana a peça, eu não conhecia o texto, gostei.
Como os atores não falam inglês a peça foi legentedada....o engraçado é que muita gente que tinha ido lá assistir queria ver como era isso de legenda em teatro...rs Pra variar fila enorme, horas de espera...mas valeu a pena.

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MASP- garden
Eu e Luiz, no MASP
MASP -garden
Eu, MASP, by Luiz
MASP -garden
MASP, by Luiz

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Parque TRIANON
Trianon Park
Trianon Park -S.P.


"Goonies are good enough" by Cindy Lauper

domingo, abril 06, 2008

Crazy Cat Lady

Rules for cats to live by
BATHROOMS:
Always accompany guests to the bathroom. It is not necessary to do anything. Just sit and stare.
DOORS:
Do not allow any closed doors in any room. To get door open, stand on hind legs and hammer with forepaws. Once door is opened, it is not necessary to use it. After you have ordered an "outside" door opened, stand halfway in and out and think about several things. This is particularly important during very cold weather, rain, snow, or mosquito season.
CHAIRS AND RUGS:
If you have to throw up, get to a chair or bed quickly. If you cannot manage in time, get to an Oriental rug. If there is no Oriental rug, any quality carpeting is good. When throwing up on the carpet, make sure you back up so it is as long as a human's bare foot.
HAMPERING:
If one of your humans is engaged in some activity and the other is idle, stay with the busy one. This is called "helping," otherwise known as "hampering." Following are the rules for "hampering:"
1) When supervising cooking, sit just behind the left heel of the cook. You cannot be seen and thereby stand a better chance of being stepped on and then picked up and comforted.
2) For book readers, get in close under the chin, between eyes and book, unless you can lie across the book itself.
3) For paperwork, lie on the paper in the most appropriate manner so as to obscure as much of the work as possible. Or pretend to doze, but occasionally reach out and slap the pencil or pen.
4) For people paying bills or working on income taxes or Christmas cards, keep in mind the aim: to hamper! First, sit on the paper being worked on. When dislodged, watch sadly from the side of the table. When activity proceeds nicely, roll around on the papers, scattering them to the best of your ability. When being removed for the second time, make all four legs flail around wildly in order to push pens, pencils, and erasers off the table.
5) When a human is holding the newspaper in front of him/her, be sure to jump on the back of the paper. Humans love surprises.
6) When a human is working at the computer, jump up on the desk, walk across the keyboard, bat at the mouse pointer on the screen and then lay in the human's lap across arms if possible to hamper typing in progress.WALKING:As often as possible, dart quickly and as close as possible in front of the human, especially on stairs, when they have something in their arms, in the dark, and when they first get up in the morning. This will help their coordination skills.
BEDTIME:
Always sleep on the human at night so he/she doesn't move around too much.
LITTER BOX:,br> When using the litter box, be sure to kick as much litter out of the box as possible. Humans love the feel of kitty litter between their toes.
HIDING:
Every now and then, hide in a place where the humans cannot find you. Do not come out for three to four hours under any circumstances. This will cause the humans to panic (which they love) thinking that you have run away or are lost. Once you do come out, the humans will cover you with love and kisses and you will probably get a treat.
ONE LAST THOUGHT:
Whenever possible, get close to a human, especially their face, then turn around, and present your butt to them. Humans love this, so do it often. And don't forget guests.

Video de exemplo de como pessoas agem quando são doidas por gatos (essa cidadã tem 130 em casa).


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ps: o manual foi feito pr agatos, mas serve muito bem pra donos e futuro donos de felinos.
ps²: se quiser tradução do texto por favor deixe e-mail.